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转一个国外的笑话

看起来，老外老内都是一样滴～～～


What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
[align=left][align=left]How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?[/align][/align][align=left][align=left]Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:[/align][/align][align=left][align=left]If:[/align][/align][align=left][align=left]A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z[/align][/align][align=left][align=left]is represented as:[/align][/align][align=left][align=left]1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.[/align][/align][align=left][align=left]Then:[/align][/align][align=left][align=left]H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K[/align][/align][align=left][align=left]8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%[/align][/align][align=left][align=left]and [/align][/align][align=left][align=left]K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E[/align][/align][align=left][align=left]11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5[/align][/align][align=left][align=left]= 96%[/align][/align][align=left][align=left]But ,[/align][/align][align=left][align=left]A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E[/align][/align][align=left][align=left]1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%[/align][/align][align=left][align=left]And,[/align][/align][align=left][align=left]B -U -L -L -S -H-I -T[/align][/align][align=left][align=left]2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%[/align][/align][align=left][align=left]AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.[/align][/align][align=left][align=left]A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G[/align][/align][align=left][align=left]1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7[/align][/align][align=left][align=left]= 118%[/align][/align][align=left][align=left]So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While[/align][/align][align=left][align=left]
Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it[color=black][size=10.5pt][font=Times New Roman]’[/font][/size][/color]s the Bullshit
and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.[/align][/align][font=Times New Roman][color=#000000] [/color][/font].

it's fun!.

ASS KISSING?.

专门查了查ass kissing.
So,that is !.

[quote]原帖由 [i]JC[/i] 于 2010-12-6 17:13 发表 [url=http://ww123.net/baby/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=7871188&ptid=4771970][img]http://ww123.net/baby/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
ASS KISSING? [/quote]
是不是拍马屁啊?.

according to the way of free talk of the four star which bothers my son for a long time:

firstly, I don't think this joke is from foreigners, it's a chinese joke in English; secondly, such story about word or number doesn't make fun at all..